But before long, there was a silicone bracelet for everything.
Breast cancer ad executive: We need a successful ad campaign.
Prostate cancer ad executive: Those testicular douchebags seem to be on to something.
Breast cancer ad executive: What if we chose a color?
Lung cancer ad executive: I kind of like that.
Breast cancer ad executive: We call pink!
Colon cancer ad executive: We call brown!
After Big Cancer got their mitts on the nation's silicone reserves, the lesser known causes got in on the action.
Abortion holocaust awareness!
Anaphylaxis awareness!
60's baseball awareness!
This is a post from the future!
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ReplyDeleteMinds are being blown.
ReplyDeleteA few weeks ago, I thought to myself, "what happened to all the Livestrong bracelets? What, they don't care about cancer anymore?" Then I remembered they never cared about cancer. Then I got really upset and went to work.
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